Obscene monstrosity

When my oldest son was a toddler I used to take him to an indoor playplace a few times a month during the winters when it was too cold to play outside. The place had several bounce houses, tricycles and other ride-on-toys, forts, balls, etc. And this obscene monstrosity (pictured). It’s supposed to be a train that the kids crawl through. I told Mark about it and he went with me to see for himself.

Me: (peering at the vagina train) Doesn’t it look like a penis with a vagina on the end?

Mark: I don’t know. I’m only looking at the end.

Our son certainly seemed to enjoy it.

Hit the link to see the 10 most inappropriate inflatable toys at http://www.thetoyzone.com/2009/10-most-inappropriate-inflatable-toys-ever-made/ (The monkey-penis is pretty horrifying).